14%NYJ
The Jets converted 2 of 14 third downs on Sunday
Their worst rate since 2020, and both conversions came on defensive penalties.
NFL · 2026 · Week 8
Sports stats for people who watch bad teams on purpose.
Serious numbers, unserious takes. Elo power rankings, the Slop Index, and the weirdest stats in football, updated every day.
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Power rankings
All 32 teams, ranked by Elo
One number per team, adjusted after every game for who they played and by how much they won (or didn't).
| # | Team | Elo | 1W | Last 10 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DETDetroit Lions | 1718 | down 17 | |
| 2 | KCKansas City Chiefs | 1704 | down 11 | |
| 3 | PHIPhiladelphia Eagles | 1691 | up 4 | |
| 4 | BALBaltimore Ravens | 1676 | up 7 | |
| 5 | BUFBuffalo Bills | 1665 | up 11 | |
| 6 | SFSan Francisco 49ers | 1650 | up 16 | |
| 7 | GBGreen Bay Packers | 1637 | down 1 | |
| 8 | HOUHouston Texans | 1628 | up 6 | |
| 9 | LACLos Angeles Chargers | 1612 | down 7 | |
| 10 | WASWashington Commanders | 1601 | up 3 |
The Slop Index
This week's most chaotic football
Turnovers, penalties, blown leads and baffling clock management, rolled into one score out of 100. Higher is sloppier.
Slop Index scores: New York Jets 91.4, Cleveland Browns 84.7, Tennessee Titans 79.2, Carolina Panthers 72.8, Las Vegas Raiders 68.3.
- 1NYJNew York Jets91.4
“Found a new way to lose in the fourth quarter. Again. It's almost a skill.”
- 2CLECleveland Browns84.7
“The quarterback room has more turnover than the ball does. Barely.”
- 3TENTennessee Titans79.2
“Committed more pre-snap penalties than first downs in the second half.”
- 4CARCarolina Panthers72.8
“Punted on 4th-and-1 from midfield, down 10. Bold strategy, Cotton.”
- 5LVLas Vegas Raiders68.3
“Front office keeps buying lottery tickets and calling it a five-year plan.”
Weird facts
Numbers that shouldn't exist
Real stats from this season. Share the ones that hurt.
6–0KC
Kansas City is 6–0 in one-score games
Their point differential says they're a .500 team. Their record says nobody told them.
21CLE
Cleveland has turned it over in 21 straight games
The longest active streak in the league. The ball wants out.
19DET
Detroit has gone for it on 4th down 19 times
Most in the NFL through Week 8, converting 13. Punting is a state of mind.
612TEN
Tennessee's penalty yards exceed their rushing yards
612 yards given away vs. 588 yards gained on the ground.
Week 9 predictions
Who the model likes
Win probabilities from our Elo model.
For entertainment. Not betting advice.
Thu, 8:15 PM EDT
LA53%@47%MINSun, 12:00 PM EST
DEN32%@68%BALSun, 12:00 PM EST
PHI69%@31%CINSun, 12:00 PM EST
NO56%@44%CARSun, 12:00 PM EST
ARI48%@52%MIASun, 12:00 PM EST
LAC67%@33%NESun, 12:00 PM EST
HOU71%@29%NYJSun, 12:00 PM EST
ATL45%@55%TBSun, 12:00 PM EST
WAS54%@46%CHISun, 12:00 PM EST
BUF62%@38%SEASun, 3:25 PM EST
KC82%@18%LVSun, 3:25 PM EST
JAX29%@71%GBSun, 3:25 PM EST
DAL36%@64%SFSun, 7:20 PM EST
NYG18%@82%DETMon, 8:15 PM EST
CLE31%@69%PITMon, 8:15 PM EST
TEN39%@61%IND
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